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Do you know what the difference is between a fiancée and a fiancé? I’ll give you a hint. One is planning the wedding and the other is watching football.

So, who wants to go to Jumbo’s Clown Room with me? No pressure though, I’m totally cool with going by myself.

When I run out of Ballantine. And Schlitz 🙂  

If you have an STD and you’re worried about it, just watch “It Follows” and you’ll instantly feel better!

Awww, I feel that way about SOME of you 🙂  

Okay, okay!! I’ll show you the rebus!!!

We split the royalties 50/50. But he lets me spend his share on more Ballantine 🙂 
 

So, some people have asked me if I ever work with a writing partner. I do, and I actually happen to have a photograph of my writing partner, one second.

Okay, enough about strippers. BUT, on a final note, someone asked me if I was worried that I might alienate strippers with things I’ve written. And the answer is no. Strippers can’t read.

I also wouldn’t be text messaging strippers. Is this all starting to make sense yet? I like pizza, and I also like ice cream. But I don’t eat them at the same time. Are the food metaphors working for everyone?