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“Wine always makes me so sleepy.”
“So, we’re not having sex tonight?”

“My dear, find what you love and let it kill you. Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness. Let it kill you and let it devour your remains. For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.” -Charles Bukowski

I think I’m going to change my email signature to: “Seen with my iBalls”

People talk about “movers and shakers.” I don’t want to move anything. I want to shake EVERYTHING, and everyone.

Ballantine Ale is still the best beer ever, but Schlitz ain’t bad. If you don’t know, now you know 
  

First time I’ve found another use for my flask funnel   

The good part about younger girls is, they’re stupid. The bad part is, they’re stupid.

I’m just gonna go out on a limb here and say that Taylor Swift has never given a blow job.

For certain people, the best thing you can do for them is doubt their resolve. Support is great, and you want that too, but nothing gets you angry and motivated like having your conviction impugned. I assure you 🙂