The Official Website of Dave Charlie

If you’re havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one. My problems are more like: “This sentence fucking sucks, I need to reword it.” And, “Wow, how the fuck am I gonna get this novel done before I starve to death?” But, hey, we all got problems, that’s the bottom line.

Look, you’re gonna die soon, you might as well fuck your wife in the ass.

I didn’t mean to be mean, it’s just that finding the mean of an array of numbers is a really simple task.

I’m practicing law. I’m not very good at it, that’s why I’m practicing.

NM, found it. 

I lost two pounds.

When in Rome 🙂  

Omg, I just caym a little in my pants. Not a full load, just some precum. Welcome, Los Angeles, to the rail renaissance of the 21st century. Love, Dave Charlie. Who hates traffic and parking and wants to be drunk all the time and only endanger himself.