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Michael Bay has ruined more childhoods than Catholic priests.

​If you could go back in time and give one person in history an orgasm, who would it be? For me, Joan of Arc. Or Cleopatra.

The way to a man’s heart, is through his ribcage.

Children are for suckers. I mean, suckers are for children.

Do you know the difference between an acronym and initialism? I’ll give you a hint: NASA is an acronym. In “SWAT team”, SWAT is an acronym. FBI and CIA are examples of initialism. I hope you feel edified.

“PIN” is an acronym for “Personal Identification Number”. So, saying “PIN number” is redundant. Thought you should know.

PayPal owns Venmo. Thought you should know.

Someone visited my shitty blog. The stats section says so.

Should I take Cialis if I take nitrates for chest pain?

“Has the possibility of CTE factored at all into your decision to retire from the NFL?”
“Me no play football no more.”