Jesus fucking Christ. Writing an introspective dissection of your insanity is very emotionally draining. Luckily, I have Ballantine Ale!!!!! Do you like beer? Well if your favorite beer has the word “light” or “lite” in it, you should just switch to vodka, you fucking pussy. Try a real beer, if you can coax your balls out of your abdomen. #BallantineAle
Filed under Alcoholism, Ballantine Ale, General Mental Illness
So, I was reading this “entrepreneur book,” and I came across this. And it made me smile. An enormous smile. Wider than a Mormon wife’s vagina 🙂
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I really love Courtney Hate. I mean I hate Courtney Love #RIPKurt
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Ready or not, here I come. Found you!!!!!!! Rudy sucks at this game!
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Okay, okay, I’m not abroad again, cálmate, I wish. That was from Madrid last year, but I never posted it and I was going through old pictures and came across it. I’m still on a self-imposed travel ban until my next two manuscripts are done.
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Nevermind, it’s just Madrid metro.
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Aha! Phew! A Target!! I really need some toiletries and clothes and food.
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Someone may have thought of this already, but if not, I want to make a porno called, “Lawrence of My Labia.”
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And holy fucking shit, if you ever tell me to go back and finish my degree, I will rip your larynx out, poke strategically placed holes in it, and play your throat like a clarinet as you bleed out.
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Yeah, any of you who “subscribed” to email notifications, you’re regretting that decision now, aren’t you? 🙂
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