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I just want to throw this out there, so the world can see the date and time of when I first posted about this and made my idea public. I am going to write a Thomas Paine-inspired pamphlet called “Common Cents” carefully explaining, in simple language, why America needs to embrace the dollar coin and get rid of the one dollar bill. Note the date and time. I’m also gonna post this to other forms of social media. So there will be a slight gap. A few minutes at most. Do you know who Thomas Paine is? Do you know what a homophone is? Can you read Latin-based letters when I string them together?

I sent my first Yik Yak today. I posted my first Yik Yak? I Yik Yakked? I engaged in the social media platform known as Yik Yak for the first time today. ANYWAY, talking to strangers is fun, I see why people like it 🙂 

So, there’s this thing called “pet therapy.” And it’s a very real thing. Now, it can’t REPLACE actual therapy, but it can have a very beneficial supplementary role  

It’s a fucking metaphor  

“Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Hehe, haha. I see you 🙂 ” – Dave Charlie

I’m gonna give you a little advice. Nobody gives a shit about your Kickstarter. Nobody gives a shit about your blog. Nobody gives a shit about your eBook. Nobody gives a shit about your band. Nobody gives a shit about your portfolio. Nobody gives a shit about your sizzle reel, AND nobody gives a shit about your potential. That being said, you MAY have the ability to make people give a shit.

Oh, New York Times Best Sellers??!!! With all due respect, the New York Times can go fuck itself. Along with all the big publishing houses. Readers are the curators now #PowerToThePeople

Oh, and can you do me a favor and not comment on any of my posts unless you have something actually worthwhile to say? That would be great. But feel free to comment. But only if you’re not stupid or annoying or offended or insecure or anything like that. But feel free to comment. But seriously, don’t be fucking annoying or I will ridicule/belittle you relentlessly. But I want you to feel comfortable posting. But not if I hate you. But I want to remain approachable.