The Official Website of Dave Charlie

GODDAMMIT. Designing a website is so fucking hard. Here I thought I was a writer, and APPARENTLY, I’m also a graphic designer and HTML coder. HOLY FUCK I am fucked.

Testing my RSS feed in my Amazon Author Page

I’m doing a promo/giveaway, and my first book is free all day today if you want to snag it now
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009LDXAWW

The irony is that I, the perennial bachelor, am philosophically opposed to ever completing my bachelor’s degree. I was supposed to get a BS. But don’t worry, I’ve gotten plenty of fucking BS.

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Don’t worry, I’ll never stab you in the back. If I do anything, I will stab you in the front.

Hahaha!!! That was prejudiced and misogynistic! I still haven’t lost my touch 🙂

Apparently, there was a suicide bomber threat today in downtown LA. And it was a woman. This is what happens when Islamic women don’t take their Midol.

Gambling? I love gambling. But not with money.