The Official Website of Dave Charlie

I just realized that I have a lot in common with babies. They drink out of bottles, I drink out of bottles. They love boobs, I love boobs. They can’t express themselves properly, I can’t express myself properly. They’re helpless, I’m helpless

That wasn’t the whisky talking, that was me talking

Woooooooo!!!!!!!!! Fuck, it feels good to be back! Yeah, still working on the blog redesign, but I felt like stretching my legs a little bit. Holy shit, I was just fantasizing about titty fucking your wife. Just kidding!! Goddammit I love the first amendment 😀

If you’re bored, you can read my book

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009LDXAWW

I wanted to thank all of you for your support, I will be redesigning this blog and relaunching so it sucks less. I don’t know when this will happen exactly. I may be hiring a designer/coder to help me, but I have no money. A lot of things are up in the air right now. The only thing I know for sure is I will be drinking heavily and hating myself the whole time. I’ll keep you posted!!!

I don’t know if anyone still reads this, but in case anyone does, this is for you:

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Patience, my child