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Bobby and I broke up.

I aborted Bobby Jr.

I think Bobby is going to propose soon.

Bobby and I are fighting less.

Bobby and I got back together.

Bobby and I broke up.

If you don’t like blow jobs, there is something seriously wrong with you.

The other day I listened to a social media seminar and, apparently, consumers don’t like when you sync up different forms of social media. They prefer that you tailor every update to each specific medium. So, according to this guy, I’m not going to get a lot of “likes” on my Facebook page. Surprise!

If you suffer from Hyperhidrosis, don’t be self conscious about it. It’s not a big deal, don’t sweat it 😉

“What happened to those anal beads?”
“They got lost in the male.”