If my brother reincarnates into a hot girl and I have sex with her, is that incest?
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Hi, my name is Dave and I’m an alcoholic. Ok, what’s the next step? I hope it doesn’t involve not drinking.
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Yes, you have excellent facial features and a wonderful physique. Don’t talk to me, you can find a guy who will worship you.
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Brandon Marshall is wearing green
cleats tonight in honor of mental illness awareness week. Thanks, B 🙂

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Ahh, football is so stupid, but I love it ❤
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Not a single day goes by that I am not deeply, deeply disgusted by the human race. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, you big silly
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Ya know, starving to death really doesn’t sound all that bad.
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