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Ok. I’ll go back to therapy.

“A dose of cynicism is always more enjoyable when laced with a touch of humor.” – Dave Charlie 🙂

“Ice cube” is kind of a loose term don’t you think? I see cylindrical prisms, hollow cylindrical prisms, rounded 3-dimensional semi-circles, and a few other non-cubic shapes referred to as, “ice cubes.” In fact, ice cubes that are actually cubic are very hard to find. For the most part, you have to make them yourself. The point I’m trying to make is….ummm. That I hate myself.

If you ever find any of my blog posts offensive, please feel free to fume silently because there’s nothing you can do about.

I am going to die alone. But I’m feeling better and better about it each day 🙂

A note to all future women in my life: I would not recommend making me choose between you and watching football. Because you’re not gonna like what happens.

So, I’m watching Thursday Night Football and ummmm pink flags? Wow. I’ve never seen those before. Except in San Francisco of course.

Well, my job was supposed to come with perks, but I have yet to receive any painkillers. I’d be happy with vikes too, but so far, nada.

I have a stalker. Crap. Well, at least I know how I’m gonna die.

Yes, I’m selfish and whimsical, but I do make commitments. And I take my commitments very, very seriously.