The Official Website of Dave Charlie

Babysitting is good birth control. You know what else is good birth control? Anal sex.

It’s starting to happen. I’m losing interest in women my own age. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna date 22 year olds for the rest of my life. And it’s just gonna get weirder and weirder.

I promise that one day I will explain the coexistence of arrogance and self-loathing.

Millennials, we’re like Gen Xers but even more lazy and annoying.

Video games are nothing like real life

If you liked it then you should’ve put an equity partner on it. Wuh uh oh. Uh uh uh oh.

Dave Charlie, making mental illness fun since 2009 😉

What’s the difference between a ninja star and a porn star?

Sometimes I have impure thoughts.

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