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So, I was seeing this girl and everything was going great, but then she asked me to sign an exclusivity contract and she wanted half my equity!! I was like, whoa bitch. Half my equity? What are your qualifications?

Mortal females can be quite frustrating at times.

My ex-girlfriend is SUCH a bitch. But I’m perfect.

I’ll get on a soapbox any time I fucking feel like it, you know where the door is.

If you illegally pirate media on the internet, you’re dead to me. I’m serious about that one. “Oh, it’s only illegal if you download it! If you stream it, it’s fine!!” You’re crippling the industry you love, and you’re too stupid to even realize it.

I love my mother, she is an amazing woman. I’m a mama’s boy, and I’m fucking proud of it.

If you pronounce Illinois with the “s”, I can’t be friends with you.

“I’m your Huckleberry, bitch.” -Dave Charlie