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Holy crap, with domesticated animals and babies it’s the same shit, they have various different noises and gestures they make that say basically the same thing over and over again: “I need I need I need I need I need I need I need.” I don’t give a shit what you need. What I need is you to stop needing things from me.

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” – George Bernard Shaw 

But I still love you, I just also resent you. Hug? 🙂

If you ever approach me really calmly and in a nonthreatening way, and say something about how you are looking out for my best interests and you really think I should go back to college and finish my degree, I’m going to take out my phone, log onto my blog, and read this word for word:
No. I’m not going back. Ever. Fuck that, what do I need to learn? On an ideologic level, what the fuck do I need to learn from finishing a civil engineering degree? Nothing. So, it would just be to appease your pedantic adherence to social standards. How about, go fuck yourself. Metaphorically.

The cool part about never having to drive is, you can always drink. The bad part about never having to drive is, you can always drink. It’s a ddouble edge sword.

In case you haven’t noticed, I don’t usually like convention. Except Adultcon, that was an awesome convention.

I’m not in love with you. I’m in love with Thelxinoë.

I took a class on branding, it sounds painful, poor little cows.

Thoreau. I’m guessing.

Was I talking to myself again??