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`But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: `we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
`How do you know I’m mad?’ said Alice.
`You must be,’ said the Cat, `or you wouldn’t have come here.’

Quote of the night from a hobo selling pot:
“I got deals better than the dispensary, I don’t pay rent.”

“A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.” -Banksy

I really don’t mean to be sexist here, but for some reason, 99% of females did not get the skateboarding gene. 

Now you’re dissatisfied with how much money you’re making and are thinking about going to grad school? Law school? MBA?? Come on, spill the beans!!! 😀

Let me guess. You went to a four year university that was paid for by some combination of student loans, possibly a scholarship, and Daddy’s checkbook. You got drunk frequently, possibly did drugs, probably had a decent amount of sex, and enjoyed generous amounts of free time. You studied some semi worthwhile stuff, are glad you have your degree, and are now working a job that has almost nothing to do with what you actually studied? The answer to your first question is yes, I can read minds. The answer to your second question is no, I do not have any friends.

I hate that sound when someone freakin moves a chair on a wood floor really quickly and it makes that awful squeaking noise it drives me freakin crazy!!!!!! This is my life. Holy shit.

Yes, think outside the box. But you can also live outside the box.

Yes, my platonic friend, we can text more when you’re fighting with your boyfriend and less when things are going well, no problem. I’m just gonna follow your lead here.

I’m gonna make a horror film called “How to Raze a Family.”