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Don’t count your chickens until they’ve hatched. Hmmm, I don’t count my chickens until they’ve hatched and grown into chickens.

So, I know I previously talked about how I prefer blow jobs because they’re less intimate. Also, you get to be lazy, feel dominant, and there’s no such thing as mouth babies.

So, I met this really cool guy at the gym, he said there’s this new cool app called “Grindr.” He says you can meet a lot of really awesome, friendly people on it. Any of you guys try it?

Ok, I’ve got a great business idea. I met this guy in Rome who can get me cheap Egyptian pyramid models. I take the models to investors and show them what a great product we have and convince them to invest lots of money into the company. But then I don’t actually put the money into manufacturing the product, instead I find some new investors who don’t know the first investors and convince them to do the same. Then I’ll pay the first investors with the money from the second investors! And I’ll skim a little off the top and keep doing this until I’m rich! What do you guys think??

Another epic WordPress quote:
“The first step in blogging is not writing them but reading them.” – Jeff Jarvis
Ok, Jeffrey, how about you suck my dick and then we’ll see how we feel?

I’m sure there are plenty of people who disagree, but for me, Adam Sandler died after Big Daddy.

Damn, I’m already that awkward single guy who people feel bad for and invite to be the 3rd, 5th, 7th, 9th, or even 11th wheel. Hmmm, all those numbers have something in common…I guess I’m odd 😉

If a guy quits smoking for his girlfriend, is it safe to say that if they break up, the first thing he’s gonna do is smoke like 3 packs?

It’s not the whiskyy, it’s mee talkinh

I feel like I’m annoying you. Am I annoying you? You’d tell me if I was annoying you, right? Ok, good, because the last thing I’d want to do is annoy you. I think I’m hungry. How many points does he score when he steps on the thing he hits the ball from? If he needs to touch it why doesn’t he just run a little bit and turn around? I’m gonna go pee, be right back.