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Damn, I’ve now posted six hundred and seventy one posts to this blog. This is number 672. I would love to snuggle with you right now.

The good part about the trait of never being satisfied is you always do more, try harder, and you can accomplish a lot. The bad part is you’re never satisfied.

So, here on WordPress, every time you “publish” (haha! Right??) a stupid post, they show you a “wildly inspirational” quote. Here’s a real winner:
“To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.” -Phyllis Theroux
That is the stupidest fucking quote I’ve ever heard. It’s arrogant and involves zero adventure. Why don’t you get off your fat ass, PHYLLIS, and buy a fucking plane ticket? Woooooooo!!! I am feelin funky tonight!!!!

I have had multiple people ask me about the things I write, and they ask, “are you kidding or are you serious?” And the answer is…both.

Dude, if Henry Miller had had a blog, some blog admin guy would have flagged it and called the police and sent cops over to his house. Let’s have an intervention! Just chill the fuck out.

Life is like repeatedly jabbing a pencil into your abdomen. Sometimes I don’t see the point.

I’d rather be Doc Holliday than Wyatt Earp. I’d rather be the Sundance Kid than Butch Cassidy.

I have a very important general life question for you guys. Do you know the difference between “reply” and “reply all”? If not, what you need to do is forge a brand that says “I’m a moron” and heat it up to approximately 700 degrees. Then press it into your forehead firmly and hold it there for three to five seconds. After the wound heals, go to http://www.google.com and type in “reply vs. reply all.” I sincerely hope you can take it from there.

“It has to start somewhere. It has to start sometime. What better place than here? What better time than now? All hell, can’t stop us now.” –Rage

Yes, boobs are fun. But do you know what is more fun? Depth of personality. It’s just not as squishy.