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Yeah, you grow attached to things because it’s a response to wanting to find purpose. Oops! I’m trying to save all the depressing existential shit for my next book. Sorry!

“Who’s got a bigger dick” often has nothing to do with dick size.

“I thought this place was heaven sent, but now it’s just a monument, in my mind.”

“Let’s nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before. This time we’ll blast it all to hell. I’ve had this burning in my guts now for so long. My belly’s aching now to say.”

Listen up, I am creating a word. Why can I do this you may ask. Because language is fluid and can change at any time. My word is “genuity.” It’s the new noun form of “genuine.” Oh, I can’t do that? Guess what? I just fucking did.

Ok, so I just got the stats. In San Francisco the guy to girl ratio is 7 to 1. 2 are gay, so 5 to 1. 3 of the 5 are ex-nerds who are now wealthy and therefore romantically appealing. Consequently, my only real chance is the rebel/badboy artist appeal. So basically I’m fucked.

Tonight I was given three pieces of advice:
1. Don’t go for dancers
2. Don’t ask why
3. Seriously, just don’t

Well, it turns out that having a startup in San Francisco is like being an actor in Los Angeles.

I just found out there’s a tequila called “Peligroso.” Peligroso means “dangerous” in Spanish. Well done, señor. Muy bueno.