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My favourite part of the “Killing in the Name” lyrics:
“Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me (x16)
MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

So. I think I just moved to San Francisco.

Oh, hello, Tapatio Ruffles, come here often?

It’s BYOB. BTW.

Yes, you have some serious psychological issues that you need to work through. Welcome to the party.

But I really am on the road right now, if that’s worth anything.

Hashtag #pathetically emulating world-renowned authors in an attempt to find legitimacy and validation in my own pitiful writing.

SF or bust

I don’t want to be that guy who is always saying “…when I was in Europe blah blah blah I’m a huge douche bag” because I really hate that guy; HOWEVER, I will say this. The Italians got coffee right. Wham, bam, get in, get fucked up on caffeine, and get out. A couple ounces of liquid, 10 or 15 calories, grazie, ciao.