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Spermicide is murder.

I am so fucking sick of automobiles. Fuck Henry Ford.

Yes, that’s a joke. And shit, she looks like she’s maybe 16. That’s not a joke.

“And if the money’s right, you think I’ll just agree? So sad to see you torn apart by all your selfish greed.” -Cage

Sorry.

So, I’ve discovered this thing called “younger girls” and, wow.

Sex is too intimate for me, I prefer blowjobs. Yes, I’m single, why do you ask?

I’m gonna update this soon, I swear.

I am nothing. Don’t forget that.