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Your passivity irritates me.

Anyway, that wasn’t about politics, you fucking idiot. That was about human behavior. Now go back to watching Netflix.

I don’t have a boss. I don’t have a publisher. I don’t have an agent. I don’t have any sponsorships. There’s no one you can call.

I’m pro 2nd amendment, definitely pro 2nd amendment. Until my kid gets killed in a school shooting.

I’m pro-life, definitely pro-life. Until my girlfriend needs an abortion.

Look down at yourself. Go ahead. Or look in the mirror. Take a good look. This isn’t about you. It’s about no one, and it’s about everyone. Or some annoyingly philosophical crap like that.

He’s gonna propose soon, don’t worry. He’s just waiting til your 7¾ year anniversary.

Let me guess, he proposed. Let me guess, you said yes. Let me guess, you’re so excited to spend the rest of your life with your best friend.

And yes, I am aware that “till death do us part” is a phrase from the marriage liturgy in the Book of Common Prayer and is not actually a binding stipulation in the legal agreement that is a marriage contract in the United States of America. I was just trying to make a point. I made it 😉