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Everyone says, “well, when you meet that special someone your mindset changes.” Yeah, it’s possible, but my guess is even if I did meet “that special someone” I’d probably just build up my walls even higher and end up driving her away. I’m just a hopeless romantic. Minus the romantic part.

My day working for a startup company: Show up at 11, work outside by the pool, have lunch, more work by the pool, swim/beer break, work some more, free dinner, go to a pub for a branding meeting. I might be able to do this for a little while, like until it gets hard.

Well, I kinda got a job sort of maybe

JK, I don’t smoke pot. I don’t really need it, I mean I can be lazy, think about weird things, and stuff my face with junk food without it.

Isn’t it funny how ‘naked’ and ‘baked’ don’t rhyme? In related news, I am both of these right now.

Irony is not my favorite literary device.

There’s only one way to skin a cat.

So, you’ve got a heated blanket? That don’t impressa me much. Duh nuh nuh. Right?? — Ok, you need to know the rest of the lyrics or that one’s gonna go straight over your head.

Maybe I should stop updating my blog and actually work out. But that sounds miserable.

I think being a personal trainer is like 25% knowledge and 75% being tolerable for a full hour.