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Only girls and badass black guys can be named Tracy. If you disagree you can ummm get off my blog.

I heard it’s really good for you to take health and fitness advice from strangers.

Yeah, I’m gonna start going to the gym more, I’m just waiting until I can wait some more. Then I’ll start going like everyday.

Ok, so I’m gonna try to make this as objective and fact-driven as possible, so it doesn’t sound whiny or pathetic. I love my family, I love my friends, I love the weather, I love the beach, but I hate driving, I hate traffic, I hate parking, and I hate the sprawl. LA is not a city, it’s just a patchwork of different neighborhoods connected by long stretches of lonely freeway. A million veins and arteries but no heart.

The secret to a good relationship is….were you really about to listen to me on that one?? You idiot.

On a scale of 1 to 10, don’t fucking say 11 because it doesn’t make any sense I hate you.

So how did Stella get her groove back? I never actually saw the movie.

I fluctuate between hedonist and nihilist. I’m not sure what I really am, I think I’ll have a beer and think it over. Ehh, who cares, fuck it.

“If they’d listen to the words, they’d find a message tucked beneath.” – Cage

I don’t have issues with women, I have a great relationship with my mom, my sister, my friends’ girlfriends, alright fine fuck you.