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“There’s a dark and a troubled side of life. There’s a bright and a sunny side too. Though we meet with the darkest of strife, the sunny side we also may view.”

What do they mean? Like Barbie dolls and hair clips?

Ok, I’ll make you a deal. If I ever turn into a hamster, I’ll buy a Kia Soul.

If I’m going to be a floundering degenerate, then I’m going to flounder to some cool places.

Why is the color “lime green” named as such? It’s not the color of actual limes.

We’re all crazy, some people are just better at hiding it. And others don’t hide it at all and actually choose to broadcast it over the Internet 🙂

What’s Victoria’s Secret? That you won’t look as good as the girls who model the merchandise. Shhhhhhh, don’t tell!!!!!!

If I had a girlfriend named Robin I would call her, “Rockin’ Robin,” “Red Robin,” “Round Robin,” anddddd then I don’t think she’d be my girlfriend anymore.

Ok, think of it this way. There are plenty of worse things I could be spending my money on other than strippers. Like heroin, or cocaine, or guns, or dynamite, or slaves, or suitcases made of African children. So while I might not be a GOOD person, I’m not a totally wicked and depraved person either. Small victories.

Some people have told me I need to be more positive. Fuck those guys!!!! They don’t know shit!!!!!