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Yes, hi, Miss Cougar, sorry, but you’re about 25 years out of my romantic partner age range. Just a pesky 25 years, I know. Like when you were datable I was in diapers, no big deal.

I’m going to hell. Who wants to carpool?

It’s 10 o’clock at night and I’m sitting in stop-and-go on the 101. There better be a goddamn body count is all I gotta say. I’m sorry, is that morbid? Well I’m not gonna lie to you, I’m feeling kind of fucking morbid right now.

I think Brian’s gonna pop the question soon. He’s like the polar opposite of Jeremy.

So, I thought Jeremy was the one, buuuutttt, it turns out that Brian is!!!! 🙂

I’m just waiting for Jeremy to propose. Our 15 and a half month anniversary is coming up, so I think he’s gonna do it then!!!! If not, he’s definitely going to do it 3 weeks later on my half birthday!!!!! I’m so excited!!!

I have like 7 or 8 more Dave & Dave blog conversations. I’ll post them when I’m not a lazy asshole.

Welcome to the Dave & Dave sub-blog. It’s a blog within a blog. I’m sure you can figure out what I’m doing here, as long as you’re not a complete retard.

Did you know studies have shown that you are a gullible fucking moron? Yeah, it’s true, I know, crazy right?

Hello, Molly. Let me guess, that’s not your real name and you don’t have a good relationship with your father? Am I warm?