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Try to use sex as leverage with me once, shame on you. Try to use sex as leverage with me twice, shame on me. If sex ever becomes some sort of favor that you do for me, I just want you to know that we can still be friends.

So, how long before Henry Cavill moves in with Brandon Routh and they get a studio apartment in the valley with bunk beds? Henry called top bunk first! He told me!

What is that scar? Considering you waited from afar.

The one in Santa Monica is more fun.

Hahaha!! Just kidding, go fuck yourselves

I’m sorry for neglecting you so much. I’m going to make an honest effort to work on that. You deserve more.

Oh, that’s a joke. Because I live in America.

I went to Bed Bath and Beyond to get a tea cozy, and they don’t carry them! Bollocks!

“You know I used to be such a nice boy.”

Money is like porno for women.