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Can we talk? We were so good together. I want that back. We deserve it.

I’m sorry, I’m feeling kinda weird. I don’t hate you guys

Fuck this blog. Fuck you all.

Right now I feel like dressing up for Halloween Dave Charlie style. Wait, you don’t know what I’m talking about? How do you expect to follow the lectures if you don’t do the reading?? Come on, people, help me help you for fuck’s sake

http://www.amazon.com/f-cking-facebook-ebook/dp/B009LDXAWW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1371847080&sr=1-1

If you find any of my blog posts offensive, please feel free to fume silently because there’s nothing you can do about

My advice to every single girl. (This is serious). Go out, buy a carton of your favorite ice cream and some chocolate syrup , go to the bookstore and buy “He’s Just Not That Into You.” Then go home, put on some comfy PJs, grab a spoon, and eat the ice cream while you read that book cover to cover. Then read it cover to cover again. Then go to sleep. When you wake up, go live your life however you choose

Fuck You Journalism strikes again. Read about it later, maybe 😉

Nothing is grosser than watching an attractive girl demolish over a thousand calories of fast food at 2:30 in the morning

Basically, my parents play good cop, bad cop with me. But it’s more like, sweetest, nicest, most magnanimous, kind and loving cop in the entire world, and stern but genuinely good cop. I’m such a spoiled fucking brat it’s disgusting

Are big dicks in your ass…
A) bad for your health
B) good for your health
C) innocuous