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No wedding is complete without the groom’s buddies joking about how much of a player he used to be.

“I live vicariously through myself.” – me, my quote, I made it up, yes I did and you can’t stop me.

It’s the weekend! Yay!!! Wait, my whole goddamn life is just one big weekend. The actual weekend is completely meaningless. Oops, I forgot. Hmmm, maybe I need more sleep, good idea.

Hey, where are you from? Oh, cool. Yeah, I’m from LA kinda but also some other places. Oh, you’re an actor/model/writer? Cool, I’m a writer/producer/actor. Yeah, we should collaborate on something. Before one of us goes to grad school or gets married.

“Will I ever get to where I’m going. And if I do, will I know when I am there?”

So, I’m working on a book. Who will consider buying it for about 3 seconds and then come up with some excuse about being too busy or not having the money? 3 seconds, come on, I think I deserve that.

Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone while your party is stuck in 2002!!! Chappelle’s Show’s on! We can either watch that or rent a movie from Blockbuster!!! Am I right or am I right???

“Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.” – Chuck Palahniuk

“We held hands on the last night on earth. Our mouths filled with dust. We kissed in the fields under the trees, screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves. It was empty on the edge of town, but we knew everyone floated along the bottom of the river. So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea and the shattered seasons lay and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said death is a midnight runner.”

It’s really fortuitous that Father’s Day always coincides with graduation time. Sorry, dad, for wasting your hard-earned money and being an ungrateful disappointment, here’s a present!! :))))