The Official Website of Dave Charlie

I’ll make you a deal. How about I do whatever the fuck I want and you shut the fuck up? Sound good?

I’m falling in love with Casey Lynch. The computer generated guitarist. From the guitar hero series. Did I mention I have issues with women?

I’ve been told that Dave Charlie is a “niche market.” But is he really? Send your answers to thatwasrhetorical@youidiot.com

Fuck. I just realized that I’m “emo.” Godfuckingdammit, I hate myself even more.

I think maybe I’ll have children one day. If the condom breaks. Or she blows me and keeps my semen in a leaf and impregnates herself later with a turkey baster.

“Constantly quoting people gets really lame really fast.” – Dave Charlie

“My ambition is handicapped by my laziness.” – Bukowski

“A metaphor is like a simile.” – Steven Wright

HAHA! Maybe a little esoteric, but whatever, I hate you all anyway.

Ok, so I’m back from Europe, and I’m trying to decide what I want to do with this blog. I’m thinking I’ll just turn it into my day-to-day insanity blog, let me change the title, hold tight.