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Ok, we had our first fight. It’s ok, it was bound to happen eventually. But we can get through this, and when we do we’ll be stronger than ever. Do you believe in us? I do. I dream of a world where ok I can’t keep this up, even I have my limits.

Who wants to drive me to my lobotomy surgery? They say I shouldn’t really drive right afterward, so I should get dropped off if possible.

Ha, we like to have a good time here, don’t we??

Ok, I was kinda taunting you there. I’m not sorry.

No, I didn’t see what so-and-so posted to Facebook, I don’t go on Facebook and actually look at it, I just post to it. I know how it works and I’m taking advantage of you. And you like it. Or are at least resigned to it.

#ifeellikeimlosingtouchwiththeyoungergeneration

Hello, awkwardly hot girl, I’m looking forward to getting an awkward blow job from you.

Did you hear that the National Bowling Alley Worker’s Association went on STRIKE again? SPARE me the details, am I right??????

Your family is like your underwear. Really close to you, provides a lot of support, but a lot of shit goes on with it that you don’t share with everyone

Man, I feel so extremely lazy, I’m gonna take a nap. In fact, I’m gonna go to sleep for so long that when I wake up, I’m successful. Oh, that won’t work? It’s called sleeping your way to the top, you idiot