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Let’s get real

Let’s put things in perspective here. If you’re an aspiring writer and someone “likes” a blog post of yours or a Facebook status or retweets you, that’s tantamount to when an aspiring model has people tell her “oh, you’re so pretty!” It’s a start, maybe, but it means approximately jack shit. I am aware of this. It doesn’t bother me.

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Holy Shit

I was listening to this middle-aged person talking about his life and he said that he had been working at his current job for 20 years, and I thought, wow, there’s nothing I’ve been doing for 20 years except stuff my fat face with food and pollute the ecosystem with my excrement.

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