Guys, on a serious note, when I come back to Los Angeles, I am fucked. Not like, hehe, haha, Davey is in twubble……No. I am actually seriously fucked. We are talking like sleeping on the floor of a friend’s house and biking to McDonald’s for minimum wage. I’m firmly convinced that my only chance at making it past 35 is pure charity. I also like rainbows, unicorns, and cotton candy!