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Well, I booked my reservation online for my hostel in Berlin and they gave me a reservation number….so, they are going to identify me with this number….I’m not sure how I feel about this…

You probably can’t read this, I had to look it up myself, but it roughly translates to: “Fucking delicious, fucking delicious, fucking delicious, put me in your mouth.”

Rollerblading is just getting big in Europe. Hammertime!!!

After extensive and meticulous research I have come to the conclusion that the going rate for sex from prostitutes in Europe is 50 euro. After brief deliberation I have decided not to partake because when I start to actually think about what exactly would be taking place, I am thoroughly, thoroughly disgusted. In addition, I pity the women. Disgust and pity are not a good way to go into a sexual experience

Hauptbahnhof means “central station.” They call it that because it’s where you’ll find people “hoppin off” the train.