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I hate NASCAR, the Indy 500, and the Daytona 500. Does that make me racist? Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!!!!

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do. Two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one.

If someone from New York is called a New Yorker, then someone from Hamburg must be called a Hamburger. It only makes sense. Delicious sense.

Fuck! Ok no more Holocaust jokes

So I checked in at my hostel in Hamburg and they gave me this cool yellow star to wear on my jacket!

Oh, also, if you’re ever offended by anything on this blog, please email your complaint to thendontfuckingreadmyblog@thefirstamendment.com

There are literally like 10 fucking people staying at this fairly large hostel and I am stuck next to (like actually next to, our bunks form an “L” shape in a corner) the Dutchman with the fucking plague. He coughs, like a loud, hacking, whooping cough and makes these really loud, audibly very crisp, mucusy gargling noises every 25-45 seconds. That’s been the past 2 nights. Night 3, I don’t know what the fuck he’s doing, it sounds like he’s just rubbing the sheets quickly with his hand, I’m really not sure what’s going on except that I want to fucking bash his head in with a wooden shoe