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Ok, so, once again, I’m staying at a Christian hostel in Amsterdam. One of the guys staying here is a flaming, flaming homosexual. Like, there’s just an aura of cock that exudes from his being. He looks like a girl, talks like a girl, walks like a girl, except he’s hairy as fuck. He walks around the hostel and talks to the devoutly religious staff and I just wonder, what are they thinking? I guess they just think he’s a lost sheep, a lost sheep who likes dick and needs to stop sucking dick and come back to The Lord. I don’t know, I just wish he would stop looking at me seductively

In Celsius, freezing is 0 degrees and boiling is 100 degrees. Makes sense. In Fahrenheit, freezing is 32 degrees and boiling is 212 degrees?? What the fuck is that shit?!

Between beer bottles, liquor bottles, cigarettes, marijuana joints, marijuana bongs, heroin needles, and homosexuality, it seems Christianity is trying to get people away from cylindrical objects

Man, these Christians are confusing the hell out of me. First they’re telling me about how they are monotheistic and strictly against Paganism, then they’re telling me that Jesus is the god of sun. I don’t know what to think! But they said they’d pray for my “dyslexia” whatever that means

I am currently sitting in the common room on my laptop and the hostel workers are literally having a bible study session/prayer in front of me. And I’m blogging about it on my heathen blog. As they pray. If hell exists, I guess I’m goin

This Christian hostel I’m staying at in Amsterdam (which is literally about 5 doors down from women overtly selling their bodies to the general public) has a wifi network that will not let me view my blog. But I can still post to it using my iPhone app! Haha, fuckers!!!

I’m starting to really resent people who snore

If anyone ever tries to inspire me by quoting Finding Nemo and saying “just keep swimming!!” I will fucking drown you in a fishbowl

So we have this country that is called “The Netherlands” AND also called “Holland” and the people from here are “Dutch.” Am I missing something here??