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So, I’m working for a startup and the new intern is coming in tomorrow. She’s 21 and has the same level of education as me and is fluent in mandarin and the president of the cultural awareness club at UCSD. The intern is more qualified than me. Awesome.

I hate instructions.

So, I shouldn’t deuce in the IKEA toilet?

These models are doing a great job, let’s really look like they’re asleep!

These struggling commercial models look so cute together!

`But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: `we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
`How do you know I’m mad?’ said Alice.
`You must be,’ said the Cat, `or you wouldn’t have come here.’

Quote of the night from a hobo selling pot:
“I got deals better than the dispensary, I don’t pay rent.”

“A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.” -Banksy

I really don’t mean to be sexist here, but for some reason, 99% of females did not get the skateboarding gene. 

Now you’re dissatisfied with how much money you’re making and are thinking about going to grad school? Law school? MBA?? Come on, spill the beans!!! 😀