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Irony is not my favorite literary device.

There’s only one way to skin a cat.

So, you’ve got a heated blanket? That don’t impressa me much. Duh nuh nuh. Right?? — Ok, you need to know the rest of the lyrics or that one’s gonna go straight over your head.

Maybe I should stop updating my blog and actually work out. But that sounds miserable.

I think being a personal trainer is like 25% knowledge and 75% being tolerable for a full hour.

Only girls and badass black guys can be named Tracy. If you disagree you can ummm get off my blog.

I heard it’s really good for you to take health and fitness advice from strangers.

Yeah, I’m gonna start going to the gym more, I’m just waiting until I can wait some more. Then I’ll start going like everyday.

Ok, so I’m gonna try to make this as objective and fact-driven as possible, so it doesn’t sound whiny or pathetic. I love my family, I love my friends, I love the weather, I love the beach, but I hate driving, I hate traffic, I hate parking, and I hate the sprawl. LA is not a city, it’s just a patchwork of different neighborhoods connected by long stretches of lonely freeway. A million veins and arteries but no heart.

The secret to a good relationship is….were you really about to listen to me on that one?? You idiot.