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“There’s two kinds of people in this world, those who see a shrink and those who probably should.” -Dave Charlie

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1 March 2013 · 15:28

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When the crazy monkey starts hanging out with other crazy monkeys he’s just a regular monkey

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1 March 2013 · 15:26

1 March 2013 · 15:24

Blows My Mind

Cigarettes are really not something I want to fuck around with. I’d probably do a line of cocaine before I smoked a cigarette

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1 March 2013 · 01:30

Semsanite, I was way off!!!

It’s a little blurry, but it does actually say Semsanite. I don’t know if it’s a shitty knock off or a different legit brand but I really don’t give a shit

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1 March 2013 · 01:24

I think I have a problem because when people eat chips near me and their stupid little fucking mouths are just crunching and crunching and crunching on their little stupid fucking stupid chips over and over and over and over and over and they’re licking their stupid lips and crunching away, mouth open just sucking down saturated fat and cholesterol I just want to suffocate them with their own fucking chip bag until I hear the death rattle through the non-polyurethane plastic film. Oooooooo, ok, I need to cool it. I’m officially cooling it now. No need to call Scotland Yard, I am chill.

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1 March 2013 · 01:17

Koko

I can’t get the stupid pictures to show up, I am full of rage right now. I’m not gonna go crawling back to Facebook I’m not gonna go crawling back to Facebook I’m not gonna go crawling back to Facebook I’m not gonna go crawling back to Facebook I’m not gonna go crawling back to Facebook