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The boisterous girl who acts like a man bit gets old so quick. And once she gets old, it goes from maybe kinda sassy to you’re just an old hag.

There’s no food at this hotel, and I am REALLY hungry. I’m also REALLY lazy. I don’t know what’s gonna happen, these are like the two most powerful forces in my life colliding head to head.

When I come crawling back to the US with my tail between my legs, I’m really gonna miss public drinking. And gorgeous European women. And kebab.

Why are there so many starving artists? I mean, go to a soup kitchen, hello, they’re free. Some people just don’t use their brains

#issomethingismokeallthetime. Has a stoner come up with that joke yet? Can I coin it if not? Cool

Let me guess, you’re cold? You’re tired? You have to pee? You’re hungry? You’re thirsty? Your feet hurt? Your feet are cold? Your hair got wet? Something relating to blood and uteral lining oozing from your vagina? Am I warm? Tell me hot or cold, let’s try to make a game out of this so we can make it as fun as possible.

Travel blogs are so stupid

Trevi Fountain

Spanish steps

The reject loner steps next to the Spanish steps

Something notable