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Dirty River

Bunch of archways with some shadows and shit

Face thing or whatever

A street? Fuck, who cares

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So, ummm, I should probably post some travel-related stuff considering this is a travel blog. Hmmmm, well I’ll post some stupid, generic pictures you could probably just google.

The whole nagging and holding the pussy hostage thing doesn’t work for me. I’ll rub one out and die alone before the trash can is even full.

I want to learn guitar just so I can cover Johnny Cash songs .

Yeah, bro, follow my blog and then I’ll follow your blog and then we can suck each other’s dicks and it’ll feel real good.

I know why Italy’s economy sucks. Because they’re a bunch of lazy hedonists. All they do is eat and drink and smoke and chill. My Italian heritage is starting to make perfect sense.

A girl I met on the road has now read my book and still wants to hang out with me. Holy shit. I guess that’s what the Game of Hearts calls “shooting the moon.” Damn, this whole becoming a “writer” thing was the best decision ever.

“One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.” ……dammit

“I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.”