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I don’t know what hyperbole is or what similes are. I must be dumb as a rock.

I don’t know what satire is. I’ve never heard of it. I wonder if I’ve ever been involved with it.

I just learned how to embed video!!!! #TechGenius

This is a Calvin Klein commercial from 1988 directed by David Lynch, starring Benicio Del Toro and Heather Graham. The voice over actor is reading F. Scott Fitzgerald. This is fucking crazy

I just want to throw this out there, so the world can see the date and time of when I first posted about this and made my idea public. I am going to write a Thomas Paine-inspired pamphlet called “Common Cents” carefully explaining, in simple language, why America needs to embrace the dollar coin and get rid of the one dollar bill. Note the date and time. I’m also gonna post this to other forms of social media. So there will be a slight gap. A few minutes at most. Do you know who Thomas Paine is? Do you know what a homophone is? Can you read Latin-based letters when I string them together?

I sent my first Yik Yak today. I posted my first Yik Yak? I Yik Yakked? I engaged in the social media platform known as Yik Yak for the first time today. ANYWAY, talking to strangers is fun, I see why people like it 🙂 

So, there’s this thing called “pet therapy.” And it’s a very real thing. Now, it can’t REPLACE actual therapy, but it can have a very beneficial supplementary role  

It’s a fucking metaphor