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“Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.” – Hunter S. Thompson
“Hehe, haha. I see you 🙂 ” – Dave Charlie

I’m gonna give you a little advice. Nobody gives a shit about your Kickstarter. Nobody gives a shit about your blog. Nobody gives a shit about your eBook. Nobody gives a shit about your band. Nobody gives a shit about your portfolio. Nobody gives a shit about your sizzle reel, AND nobody gives a shit about your potential. That being said, you MAY have the ability to make people give a shit.

Oh, New York Times Best Sellers??!!! With all due respect, the New York Times can go fuck itself. Along with all the big publishing houses. Readers are the curators now #PowerToThePeople

Oh, and can you do me a favor and not comment on any of my posts unless you have something actually worthwhile to say? That would be great. But feel free to comment. But only if you’re not stupid or annoying or offended or insecure or anything like that. But feel free to comment. But seriously, don’t be fucking annoying or I will ridicule/belittle you relentlessly. But I want you to feel comfortable posting. But not if I hate you. But I want to remain approachable.

GODDAMMIT. Designing a website is so fucking hard. Here I thought I was a writer, and APPARENTLY, I’m also a graphic designer and HTML coder. HOLY FUCK I am fucked.

Testing my RSS feed in my Amazon Author Page

I’m doing a promo/giveaway, and my first book is free all day today if you want to snag it now
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009LDXAWW

The irony is that I, the perennial bachelor, am philosophically opposed to ever completing my bachelor’s degree. I was supposed to get a BS. But don’t worry, I’ve gotten plenty of fucking BS.