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Don’t worry, I’ll never stab you in the back. If I do anything, I will stab you in the front.

Hahaha!!! That was prejudiced and misogynistic! I still haven’t lost my touch 🙂

Apparently, there was a suicide bomber threat today in downtown LA. And it was a woman. This is what happens when Islamic women don’t take their Midol.

Gambling? I love gambling. But not with money.

I just realized that I have a lot in common with babies. They drink out of bottles, I drink out of bottles. They love boobs, I love boobs. They can’t express themselves properly, I can’t express myself properly. They’re helpless, I’m helpless

That wasn’t the whisky talking, that was me talking

Woooooooo!!!!!!!!! Fuck, it feels good to be back! Yeah, still working on the blog redesign, but I felt like stretching my legs a little bit. Holy shit, I was just fantasizing about titty fucking your wife. Just kidding!! Goddammit I love the first amendment 😀

If you’re bored, you can read my book

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009LDXAWW