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Patience is a virtue? Or something

I wanted to thank all of you for your support, I will be redesigning this blog and relaunching so it sucks less. I don’t know when this will happen exactly. I may be hiring a designer/coder to help me, but I have no money. A lot of things are up in the air right now. The only thing I know for sure is I will be drinking heavily and hating myself the whole time. I’ll keep you posted!!!

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Ballantine, bitches!!!

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Hi there

I don’t know if anyone still reads this, but in case anyone does, this is for you:

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Oh hey, sorry, I’m just trying to boost my SEO

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Patience, my child

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I fell in love with an angel. Angel Pink. Or was it Angel Dark? I guess I fell in love with both of them. At the same time. It was a really well done scene.

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Holy shit, this blog is a disaster. My life is a disaster. I am a disaster.

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Someone asked me: “Do you still want to do the writing thing?” I’m not sure you fully understand. Writing is not just “a thing.” It is THEE FUCKING THING. Yes, I do make other commitments, and I have friends and family who I love dearly, and my time allocation may not always reflect it, but when it comes down to it, I promise, YOU are my side thing.

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One day my writing might start to infringe upon my personal life. Sorry, personal life!!

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You know the saying: “Men are pigs”? Well, men are actually more like dogs. We like to eat, sleep, get back rubs, put our noses in people’s crotches, and hump everything. You try to keep us on a leash, and we just want to run around and explore. But, despite our shortcomings, you keep coming back for more. Me, I’m an oversized beagle. I’m gonna do my own thing, but I’ll maybe give you some attention if and when I feel like it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a nap.

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