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I may be many things, but a liar is not one of them.

Oh, you want some of my Pop Rocks? Yeah? Well too bad, you can have any. They’re all mine.

You like my mustache? That’s great, thanks! Oh, you don’t like it? Go fuck yourself.

While many of my peers seem to be interested in things like “marriage” and “children,” I find myself more interested in things like “blow job” and “beer” and “Prague” and “threesome.”

Bobby and I got back together.

Bobby and I broke up.

I aborted Bobby Jr.

I think Bobby is going to propose soon.

Bobby and I are fighting less.

Bobby and I got back together.