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Bobby and I broke up.

If you don’t like blow jobs, there is something seriously wrong with you.

The other day I listened to a social media seminar and, apparently, consumers don’t like when you sync up different forms of social media. They prefer that you tailor every update to each specific medium. So, according to this guy, I’m not going to get a lot of “likes” on my Facebook page. Surprise!

If you suffer from Hyperhidrosis, don’t be self conscious about it. It’s not a big deal, don’t sweat it 😉

“What happened to those anal beads?”
“They got lost in the male.”

Double digit Facebook likes!!!!! Next goal, breaking into the teens!!

Just made another $11.30 off my book. I think things are finally starting to pick up.

My upper lip is exceptionally warm right now. #movember #hashtag #ihateyou

I love hose and beer.

Almost at double digit likes!!!!