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I just ordered a Gibraltar. Cuz I’m cool. And you don’t even know what that is. Because you’re not cool. And you smell bad.

testing testing

And we’ll still be friends, right? Forever and ever and ever?

I’m not stupid, I’m just lazy and stubborn.

Omg, guess who texted me last night.

Hey, guys, so I’m trying to salvage something out of the colossal failure that is my life. I am once again unsuccessfully trying to expand the readership of my shitty writing. It’s ok, I’m not upset. Mainly because I got an awesome blow job last night. AWESOME.

So, vasectomies are a lot less than I thought. You can get one for around $500-$1000. Merry Christmas!!!

I think I’m gonna give up on the human race. Just kidding!!! I already did 🙂

Well, I’m currently working on the vagabond manifesto and I forgot how much I love boobs. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!! That would be ridiculous.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!