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It hasn’t been accepted yet.

My Cosmo article –
How To Keep Your Man Happy:
–Shut the fuck up for 5 seconds.
By Dave Charlie

Ok, ok, my Cosmo article. One second. I spent a lot of time on it.

Oh, and I’m going to see Bill Burr at the Wiltern on New Year’s Eve. I would blow that man. If you don’t know who Bill Burr is, educate yourself.

Just a reminder that I hate you passionately.

Oh, right, Lou Reed died. Ok. Hey, babe. Take a walk on the wild side. I don’t really know any of his other songs. Moving on.

Ok, I’m obviously going to show you.

Anyone else feelin feisty today?? Woooo!!! Maybe later I’ll show you the Cosmo article I wrote 🙂

Apparently, my coffee mug is “not professional.” Ok, how about you suck my dick and your obsequious need to please everyone and your pathetic fear of what everyone thinks about you can fondle my balls? That sounds like a fun time for everyone. Let me know when you and your insecurities feel like cumming over 😉

Ok, this is my coffee mug. It’s relevant to the next post.