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One day I’ll run out of materi

Apparently, cunnilingus jokes are in bad taste, I think they taste fine most of the time.

So, Facebook friends, how are you liking this new setup? You don’t like it? You don’t like me? You’re gonna defriend me? Shit, well let’s ask the WordPressers what they think. Hello, blogging community, your trite words and annoying devotion to dead authors is pathetic, now do you think my Facebook friends should defriend me? Be honest.

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Dad? Are you there?

Since when are abortion jokes not funny? I think I missed something. Ya know, I was in Europe for awhile, that must be it. Well, you guys are super boring, time to start looking for some new Facebook friends. You guys know anybody?

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If my brother reincarnates into a hot girl and I have sex with her, is that incest?

Hi, my name is Dave and I’m an alcoholic. Ok, what’s the next step? I hope it doesn’t involve not drinking.