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Yes, you have excellent facial features and a wonderful physique. Don’t talk to me, you can find a guy who will worship you.

Brandon Marshall is wearing green
cleats tonight in honor of mental illness awareness week. Thanks, B 🙂

Ahh, football is so stupid, but I love it ❤

Not a single day goes by that I am not deeply, deeply disgusted by the human race. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, you big silly

Ya know, starving to death really doesn’t sound all that bad.

Someone told me that I have pretty decent content, but I need to work on promotion, marketing, and branding. That sounds like a lot of fucking work, fuck that.

I know what I want my superpower to be. If someone starts kvetching to me endlessly, I want to be able to burn their face off with liquid hot magma. It would be so goddamn useful.

The whole nagging and holding the pussy hostage thing doesn’t work for me. I’ll rub one out and die alone before the trash can is even full.

I’ve had people tell me, “You know, Dave, being a college dropout is a difficult path.” And, “Dave, I like you and I like your writing, but being a writer is a difficult path.” Well, you know what? Life is a difficult path. Everything is fucking difficult, so I might as well do whatever the fuck I want.

I’m a sucker for lollipops.